When it’s only about 25C/77F degrees, but you’re like
Seriously this counts as a heatwave where I live
IT IS NOW 27C/80F PLS SEND hELp
APPROACHING 30C/86F TODAY AND MY APARTMENT IS LIKE
*looks in the mirror*
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
"hey I like this character let me go look them up"
"well okay then"
Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.
i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
- friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
- me: can i have some