Friday, September 19, 2014
fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

wonderfulhighschoollife:

I feel the same way sneakers

wonderfulhighschoollife:

I feel the same way sneakers

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

ray-winters-sings:

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

he’s got 2 bucks and a dream of making it big on Broadway, and nobody’s gonna stop him.

ray-winters-sings:

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

he’s got 2 bucks and a dream of making it big on Broadway, and nobody’s gonna stop him.

(Source: walk-sleepinq)

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

queenarandelle:

I was doing fine and then percico

(Source: queensalamander)

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

maggiemae87:

nowyouhasflash:


Emma and Daniel sleeping between takes of Deathly Hallows part 1
People who are close to me know, they so know, that there were days when it was decidedly unglamorous. And I was so tired, I would fall asleep anywhere. They’ll never be released, but the onset photographer has pictures of me falling asleep everywhere. Like on chairs, on the floor, in the middle of a set, all curled up. 
Like a cat…There were times when crew members didn’t know where to find me, but they knew I’d be curled up in a ball somewhere.
- Emma Watson

this looks like a pretty painting or something

Honestly, this might be one of my favorite candids of them

maggiemae87:

nowyouhasflash:

Emma and Daniel sleeping between takes of Deathly Hallows part 1

People who are close to me know, they so know, that there were days when it was decidedly unglamorous. And I was so tired, I would fall asleep anywhere. They’ll never be released, but the onset photographer has pictures of me falling asleep everywhere. Like on chairs, on the floor, in the middle of a set, all curled up.

Like a cat…There were times when crew members didn’t know where to find me, but they knew I’d be curled up in a ball somewhere.

- Emma Watson

this looks like a pretty painting or something

Honestly, this might be one of my favorite candids of them

steve-the-duck:

greymichaela:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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"You’re a Christian, Harry."

HELP

IT IS AN ONGOING PROJECT OMG

kaisukes:

hroakie:

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(Source: meetthepugs)

Thursday, September 18, 2014

leviathanplay:

"asexuals can and often do enjoy sex, attraction and libido are different!" yea that’s nice, but let’s not ignore the fact that the majority of aces ARE sex-aversive. like can we pls not make the ace community as sex normative as literally every other single fucking community out there. can we please.